Sunday, October 31, 2010

What I want,

is to leave / fly free / live my life / be a ninja / bake an oreo creamcheese cupcake / make fancy mac & cheese / do what I love / get a tattoo / have a birthday party / be thankful for what I have / stop letting myself down / be happy again.

I've never had a good birthday, never thrown a birthday party. I will have one some day though. It'll be loud and kick ass and so much fun I will just go into a coma the very next day. For a week. And wake up more awesome than before. And 2 dress sizes smaller. Or something.

I tell myself I should do these things. I don't want to let the situation I'm stuck in hold me by the balls and make my life more miserable than it already is. I should make the best out of what I have. I need to start living. If my life were anymore stagnant, mosquitos would lay their eggs on me / the NEA would mark me as a dengue danger zone.

If I want to be happy, I can't keep waiting for something to happen. I need to get off my ass and make myself happy. Small things first, since I can't get out right now. But what I need to do is try. Take heart in the little things.

I am going to try my best to be happy.

Miso bored.



Gold glitter layered on black - makes it much less severe and about 100 times more bimbotic rofl. Ironically, I used to be that girl who didn't like to wear polish.

5 hours til I knock off - i'm so fucking bored I could cry. And I miss you. Kinda. Not a whole lot though, just a tiny little bit. A really tiny bit ok ok OK?? So don't read too much into it -.-

RARRRRRRRRRR okay I'm going to try not to die from boredom TTYL

V for VIRGIN ROFL


Yesterday's props / prep lol


I kinda went as a bounty hunter la HAHAHA hence the ~special agent~ and ~cuffs~ bullshit ROFL


Faux leather braclets - step hardcore only HAHAHAHA


Badass studs - skulls and a fly lol. Jamie swatted my earlobe last night and I was like THE FUCK?? And he was all like "YOUR EAR GOT FLY" and I was basically like :



followed by



TSK THIS BITCH IS LIKE HOW LAME?!?!?! *DIES*


Superlong cornrows + black nails lololol.


unpeeled potatoes.


Peeled potatoes. I was exercising my need to be kay kiang and bought 17 potatoes. KNNB made enough mashed potatoes to feed like 500 people la fuck roflroflrofl had to force someone (i think it was joseph sparkles?) to tapao the carbs home ROFL


Campbell chicken soup > mushroom soup btw ! Mushroom is so overrated ._.


Mac & Cheese, mashed potatoes, chicken soup, toasted bread. Good times. We watched Scream - the 1996 one - super old school HAHAHAHA after that for the most part we just tried out best to inhale as much food as we could rofl.


Then off to meet my bitches at Peperoni Pizzeria (6 Greenwood Avenue Hillcrest Park). Shiok pizza. This is the large size (which was the 2nd largest) Parma ham pizza. Pretty good!


Daniel's creepy mask. It was pretty good costume lor seriously - he had the 10 gallon hat and all - mad creepy. On a side note - WHY THE NOSTRIL HOLES SO SMALL HAHAHAHAHAHA


Freaky mask is freaky.


And this ... WAS THE XXL PIZZA. IT'S FUCKING HUGE LA BASKET TOOK UP THE WHOLE TABLE LA CAN!?!?!?

We were all like



Please use Shaun's hairy hand as a comparison ROFL. Also note that the other pizza (beside it) was 12" across already lor LOLOL WTFXXXXXXX $50 for this giant monstrosity - totally worth it !


I ordered the seafood pizza - full of prawn and squid and fish and a shitload of cheese leh. Barely any tangy tomato flavour - LOVED IT.


Cheesing it up + Bitch steals ham lol


Giant pizza is gigantic + everyone chionging LOLOL


Shitload of props rofl




Mango margarita - mediocre only leh lol.






Glow ring lol.


LOLOLOL




Releasing my captives HAHAHA


Shaun gets kinky lol


Dark table is very dark lol


Douche is douche-y lol


Creeeeepyyyyyyyyy


The sponge came out and got stuck to his face ROFLROFLROFL


Couple 1


Couple 2 lol


Couple 3 + THIS BITCH BLENDED INTO THE SHADOWS LOLOLOL


Fail photo i was looking at the floor -.-


LOL








LOL cocksters united.

On a side note, this is what I wore in the end lol


A gun in my (slutty) garter, another on hand, another tiny pistol tucked away somewhere + handcuffs (LOL) + black nails + cornrows + a badge + shades HAHAHAHAHA SUPER ACT COOL DAMN FUNNY ! Aiya but the slut stockings were really .. attention seeking I must say. Heads turning all over the place *acts nonchalent but balls shaking on the inside* LOLOL

Good food, good company but as with all close friends - there will be drama. And there was a shitload of it last night - voices were raised and people were cuffed (lol), but it's all good now.

Sent the girlfriends home and ended up at downtown east at 1.30am watching The Last Exorcism. @_@ it wasn't very scary in the FUCK-I-JUST-SHIT-MYSELF kind of way, it was more of a .. super subtle creepy vibe that lasts all the way home and then some jeez. I was tiptoeing around my house when I got back lor basket balls shrank to the size of raisins every time I heard a tiny creak or the dripping of my faucet NABEI !!! On the way home and back and I was freaking Daniel out with creepy stories HEHEHE

Am now at work, stoning my ass off. Going to genting in 4 days ! SO. FUCKING. PSYCHED. Totally need a break from all the stupidity.

Oh and I'm sorry for not blogging much recently - life has pretty much been stagnant to the point of it causing actual nausea instead of the verbal vomit I'd like to be churning out instead rofl. Okay that is all gonna go sleep with my eyes open ttyl !

2 short super bo liao vids from last night



All I can say is CREEPY MASK IS FUCKING CREEPY KTHXBAI
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