Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I am a shitty-person magnet.

Fucking iphone-delivery guy is late and lost and just guai-lan-ed me on the fucking phone. It's not my fucking fault you're fucking incompetent and can't find my fucking apartment ofuckingkay?!? DO NOT GIVE ME ATTITUDE LOR KNNB

Go fuck yourself.

Some joker is accusing me of stealing his phone. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Can you not see my fucking shiny iphone right fucking here ?! I need your fucking shitty black nokia ( he says la - I didn't see it at all) for fuck? As a loofah? A toilet brush? To exfoliate the skin on my ass, perhaps??

Oh the perks of working in a lan shop. Careless boys who wanna blame people for their own stupidity - you put your fucking phone on the fucking table IN A LAN SHOP leh - are you stupid or stupid? You think the world is filled with unicorn dust and fairy juice and everyone is nice / polite / helpful / excretes cotton candy clouds ah knn? I was helping your friends join each other for L4D2 for fuck's sake man seriously.

But of course it's only a NATURAL conclusion - I work in a lan shop, therefore I must be good-for-nothing / have a tramp stamp / sleep with everyone / have no education / a kleptomaniac what right?

He COMPLAINED to the management leh! Can you believe it ? FUCKER.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Meh.



Bought myself a new iphone cover - it's shiny and gold and extremely OTT but hey I deserve a treat la basket shitty week shitty month shitty everything in general la nabei tsk. Am using a backup DSLR i borrowed from David - my camera remains incapacitated.

Life is about to change. More details when I feel like sharing but for now I'm hungry and slightly pukey tsk ttys.

Ok i am calm now.

God damn I was so fucking pissed off just now.

Why do such stupid people exist? WHY?!?!?!?!? Immense stupidity and kay-kiang-ness should be punishable by teabagging administrated by a fat, hairy man with dick cheese or something.

Fucking idiots.

Aiya fuck cannot cannot the more I talk about it the more dulan I get. BRB fantasizing about doing this to him



NBCB *HULKS OUT*

BOYS ARE STUPID, THROW ROCKS AT THEM.

Dumbfuck buys coke.

Dumbfuck shakes coke bottle.



I tell Dumbfuck not to shake the fucking bottle in case it explodes.

Dumbfuck goes : "NO LA WON'T HAPPEN ONE! SEE???"

Dumbfuck unscrews cap slightly to release gas.

COKE BOTTLE STARTS FOAMING IN THE MOUTH AT DUMBFUCK'S STUPIDITY / FOAM FLIES EVERYWHERE / DRIPS ON HIS CROTCH / THE CARPET / THE CHAIR





"Um you got tissue?"



"HAVE. YOU GOT BRAIN ?"

The day is done you've come to find.


Jokers setting up the shelter's infrastructure. You'll notice that the vendors in the row opposite had already set up as they were lucky (bitches) enough to get shade first. These photos were taken about an hour apart, you'll also notice how by the time they're anywhere NEAR my area (a.k.a the first 1/8 of the entire stretch of road), the shade had already reached the middle of the path. Fucked up man seriously. Another hour and the shade would cover 3/4 of the road and most of my table but remain shining in my god damned face. Seriously shitty setup.


YAY customers ^^


Studded wedges


Studded oxfords


Then my camera had a heat stroke and the shutter remains stuck til now.

Son of a smelly bitch. Am considering taking the day off on Weds to drop by the repair place, but we'll see, I guess. Fuck i'm so fucking tired still!

Okay that is all, going to sulk a little bit more over my dead cam zzzzzzzzzz AFK

Sunday, November 28, 2010

I am a tired soul.

Thoughts a mess / body clock screwed / hoping you're okay / brain is fried / gd night ya'll

HELP ME.

I am so fucking tired / am randomly falling asleep for a few minutes at a time rofl / special wanker sat in his chair and keep sticking his hands down his pants and rubbing around then SMELLING HIS FINGERS / my face is now (and forever will be) frozen in this priceless expression



This has been an amazing year. Best year of my life, really.

Stoned out' my fuckin mind.

Hello bbs! Yesterday was a glorious day for picture taking - unfortunately that didn't materialize, seeing how my camera had a heat stroke + aneurysm so here I am, pictureless.

Le sigh. lol i'm joking. LE FUCKING SIGH is so fucking pretentious la why must everything be in french??? Do you even know what le means? IT MEANS 'THE'. SO ALL YOU'RE SAYING IS "OH MISO SAD. THE SIGH. LIFE SUCKS. THE SIGH." - the fuck is wrong with you? Grammar fail ah knn?

But I digress - the flea had a pretty good mix of stuff and I bought an almost-new pair of blue keds for like $5 lol. It was my only buy of the fucking day, can you fucking believe it? There was so much to buy and so many cute little blogshops I wanted to take photos of and share with ya'll but CAMERA = DEAD , and I went into mourning / didn't even have the fucking mood to shop. Seriously fucking annoying/upset/pissed off ROAR OAISDJAOSIDJAOS.

On a side note, the Mean girls badges came out beautifully. Sold like fucking hot cakes man seriously now I've only two left ( because I forgot to bring them to the flea ROFL) - everything else was sold out at the flea ! Happy like toad, seriously. My cousin's Pokeball / batman comic badges also sold nicely.

Flea setup was terrible, srry2say. So much errors and cock-ups I can't even begin to describe. The flea began at 1pm, I got there at 12.30, but I only managed to get my stall up by 3pm. What in the actual fucking fuck. Fucking pissed off, fucking cranky and it was so FUCKING HOT because they were trying to the shelter up but by the time they'd finished with the infrastructure it was like 2 fucking 30 already and there was natural shade via shadows cast by the shophouse roofs. My cheeks are SUN-FUCKING-BURNT. And God damn we were sweating fucking insanely I was fucking sticky and disgusting ARGH IT WAS A HORRIBLE DAY ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Oh and did I mention that Friday night was impromptu clubbing night? It was epic / amazing / awesome - will steal pics from poks when they're up. All i can say is : I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH x 9852839 LMAO

Okay okay that probably made like zero fucking sense to you = will clear things up when I get around to posting about it rofl.

Got home at 5 fucking am, woke up at 8am to run errands etc for my mom, followed by hours of flea-ing followed by a 2am movie this fucking morning. Got home at 5+ as well, woke up at 8am for work and technically just spent 32 out of the last 36 hours awake / halfway sober / pissed drunk / pissed off rofl.

My twitter timeline looked like a blind person was drunk-texting twitter HAHAHAHAHA ( you have to read from bottom up)



Argh okay that is all i'm seriously stoned out' my fuckin mind - ttyl lol.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Error. Press Shutter Release again.

My camera died on me today.

Photography is something i obviously hold dear to me and to have my camera suffer cardiac arrest in my hands - I can't even asoijfosdif. Spent the day sulking as silently as I could, but frankly I was crying on the inside. Been saving for a new lens for awhile now as an xmas present to myself but I guess now that money's going to be funding repairs.

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Why do my eyes look demonic / OH HAY MEAN GIRLS BADGES!

Ah fuck miso sorry fucking tired and brain dead so locked the rest of the badges into my bag before realizing what I was doing rofl fail maximum MAXIMUMMMMMMM lol.

If you want the stitch rings please TXT ME at 96716946 okay i can't find all the stitch emails all buried under tumblr reblog emails tsk please txt with your name if not I cannot remember cuz my brain is swimming in alcohol right fucking now aoirfjaoidfjas

remember to crash FLOCK TO SHOP at Haji Lane later okay? Will be there from 1-9pm see ya'lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
What upppppppp just got home internet is down fe sone reason it's too dark to tub it on thus blogging from phone lol. Flea at haji lane tmr, confirm die horribly ahahahaha god damn it was a gd nifhf. Happy bitxh ia happyyy but too tird to xorrect typo roflmap nifht/ good mornong ya'll !!!

Friday, November 26, 2010

Unfuckinggracious Singapore.

Closed the shop early today and ran to NTUC to go get stocks for cup noodles a.k.a 45 cups of (duh) cup noodles. When you're balancing 45 fucking cups of cups noodles (GOD DAMN THIS IS GETTING OLD TO TYPE OUT THEY SHALL HENCEFORTH BE KNOWN AS FCOCN), a fucking macbook and a bag on your shoulder your mood tends to drop incredibly fast all the way out your ass - especially when fucking assholes all around are just walking fucking slowly like they fucking own the fucking place! HELLO?! IT'S FUCKING HEAVY OKAY? 1 FCOCN MAY SEEM LIGHT BUT FUCK YOU, MULTIPLY THAT X 45 AND IT'S MOTHER FUCKING HEAVY LA !

All these motherfuckers just taking their own motherfucking sweet time when I've clearly said "excuse me" and I KNOW THEY HEARD ME, THEY TILTED THEIR MOTHERFUCKING HEADS IN MY DIRECTION AND JUST IGNORED ME FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU URGH! This one guy saw me walking straight towards him (every other exit was thoroughly blocked by inconsiderate humans ) and he just STOOD THERE STARING AT ME. HELLO CAN YOU NOT SEE ME CARRYING 983948 things and sweating like a dog?!!? HE JUST STOOD THERE! STARING AT ME !!!!!!!!!!!! WAH FUCK I SRSLY BUAY TAHAN-ED and just lashed the fuck out with a sweet "FUCK YOU LA YOU CANNOT FUCKING SEE ME CARRYING A FUCK LOAD OF SHIT MEH? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY LA."

He moved. I remain pissed and sweaty.

I just want to go see my stupid toad later. I'm supposed to be GLOWING with happiness after not seeing him in ages not glistening with sweat and sparkling like Edward fucking Cullen LA CAN?!?!

ARGH DAMN PEK CEK HELP ME WHY ARE PEOPLE SUCH GIGANTIC FUCKING ASSHATS ?!?! WHY??!?!?!?!?!?!? *runs to field downstairs in thunderstorm while crying hysterically and shakes fist at heaven*

URGH OKAY WANT TO GO SEE MY TOAD NOW BAI

Mini Loot Post!


ASOS Suede Chain Bracelet and Silver Thumb Ring - am now trying to add some silver things to my extensive jewellery collection! Haven't added any bracelets or bangles to my stash either (save for the bug cuff) so HERE WE GO ! Kill 2 birds with one stone / kill bank account with accessories lol.


ASOS Hate rings!


Saw them on this guy on lookbook! THEY LOOK AWESOME !!!!! Not quite digging his look (esp. the fucking beanie WTF) but THE RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!! They called to me and were like YOKO PLEASE BUY ME FROM ASOS.COM WE BELONG TOGETHER ETC ETC and my inner bimbo was like MY PRECIOUS and now they're on their way here. I obviously have zero willpower lol.

YAY loot post! Have really been cutting down on my shopping recently - no joke! But only cause' there hasn't been much to buy online rofl. 2 days ago, Poks and I were running around town trying to find her birthday dress, but it's like winter season or some shit lah and most everything is grey / white / black / brownish IT'S TERRIBLE!!!!! TERRIBLE I TELL YOU TSK TSK TSK.

Okay that is all, i'm having a flea tmr at Haji lane ! Shitloads of meangirls badges coming your way, don't forget to look out for them k ! Won't have a sneak peak til tomorrow morning though! Okay that is all, see ya'll there tomorrow ❤

Random picture post + formspring is evil





Selling all these rings at the flea market tomorow. Might be bringing more from my personal stash too - we'll see.

On a side note, someone on formspring just called me RUDE. RUDE LEH what the fucking fuck!? I've had worse insults (Eg: fat, horrible, mean etc) but those are all true so they don't annoy me but RUDE?! SINCE FUCKING WHEN AM I RUDE?! You can insult me all you want with things that are true, but I am so not fucking rude lor seriously totally pissed me off. GTFO man seriously. TSK.

BITCH BE BORED

What upppppppppp ! I'm nua-ing one corner before attending to all ~SRS BZNS~ and read about this site called:

DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT

Fucking funny la if you're an iphone user you'd know the misery that autocorrect brings rofl.

This one made me LOL for 2 minutes straight :








JALAPENISSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

AHHHHHHHH DAMN FUNNY DYING AFK READING MORE KTHXBAI

Thursday, November 25, 2010

sigh.

barely ate all day / looked forward to home-cooked meal / stuffed face / am stuffed / have a newly acquired piercing in my esophagus via a fishbone / can't stop munching on random shit to try and dislodge bone / too full / want to puke / fishbone remains lodged.

Shit like this really makes me want to run down to the field downstairs in a thunderstorm and just kneel down and scream WHY!?!?!??!?!?!!??????!??!?!?! at heaven while crying hysterically / shedding tears of intense agitation and buay-song-ness at the unfairness of life SERIOUSFUCKINGLY STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH ME LA I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO DESERVE HAVING MY LIFE TURNED INTO A FUCKING JOKE / DRAMA SERIAL / SITCOM ASPODJAOISDJAOSIDJAOSIDJAOSIDJAOSIDJAOISDJ

Fuck my fucking shit-stained life seriously. I've had people pee / vomit / wank in front of me / kenna stalked by crazy uncles on trains / kenna attacked by crow (not even joking) / kenna birdshit 7 times / kenna stupidity 9341098340129381092381209 times / kenna cheated on / kenna black eye / kenna all sorts of stupid shit now want to give me present via fishbone in my throat thank you so fucking much i am so fucking thankful so very fucking thankful NINABEI

I AM FUCKING HUNGRY + SNEAKY POST


Rainbow hairties + my Pull & Bear Anchor Necklace, which I broke while standing up - it'd hooked itself on my mahjong table KNNNNNNNNNNN


Mellow Stitch, Guai Lan Stitch


Left to right: Crabby Stitch, Mermaid Stitch, Lilo Stitch, Nerd Stitch, Count Stitch.


Nerdy Stitch still got bird on his head okay DON'T PLAY PLAY !


This is one of my favourites! Damn detailed and so cute T_T


Left to right: Nurse Stitch, John Mayer Stitch, Sitting Stitch

OKAY SNEAKY SNEAK IS SNEAKY K THXBAI

On a side note: I AM SO HUNGRY I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY I WANT TO EAT JAPANESE PASTA. And sashimi. Mad craving for Jap food NEED WARAKU RIGHT FUCKING NOW T_T

GUESS WHO'S 21 ?!


Buying a shitload of shit from daiso for the setup !


Bday girl getting some lovin' from a woman with a sibei black face LMAO


Her UO wallet + random shit around lol


Little glass jars and bottles and yarn (all from diaso)


Tiny wooden pegs, also from daiso lol - DAISO HAS EVERYTHING I SWEAR IT ! It will take over the world someday lol


Dusky pink orchids in glass jars struck up on yarn and hung up on the canopies ❤


The aftermath! Strung up some yarn and pegged photos with her/herfriends/family on them - the UNLV people all helped out once they arrived :D - the flowers were my favourite touch (T_T)




MAGIC YI FU MEE CONTAINS MAGIC. AND FAIRY DUST. AND UNICORN HAIR. Her mom would cook this sometimes when I came over (in secondary school) and it's just as good now zomgggggg T_T ! The whole tray got wiped out while I was taking photos (I'd only managed to get one plate) then BOOMZ GONE KNN NOOOOOOOO T_T ! Her mom suddenly brought out another bowl kekekeke I was like CAN I HAS THAT + BANG AND THE YI FU MEE IS GONE! ROFL


Everyone attacking the food lol! Some of them were dressed in suits cause' they had a presentation earlier - 50902398 barney stinson / suit up jokes flying around rofl A+


SOME BITCH HAS A FULL PLATE WHILE I TAKE PHOTOS LOL


Food!


More food T_T!


EVEN MORE FOOD. Everything was delicious T_T


Present from her cousin! *drools*




Signature Tiffany Locket!


Look at my bb lol happy like toad only ROFL


I CAN HAS MY OWN CUP T_T


I CAN HAS YI FU MEE !!!!!!!! Wah i tell you it's really damn nice *kidnaps Pok's Mom*


Jokers united brought a Saddam mask -.-


The theme was Colour, so i tried my best la seriously. 95% of my wardrobe is black lor can I CANNOT HELP IT T_T so I tried to make up with these super colourful bands from Diva lol




Giant tray of burbur chacha (is this how you spell it?)


Justin is a toad seriously lol he will NEVER give a straight face -.-


Yes that is a pot of amazing fudge + things to dip it in. CHOCOLATE FONDUE FOUNTAIN PARTY !!!!! Except that the machine spoil la HAHAHAHAHAH so no fountain, just a bowl of chocolate ROFL + Koreans smiling at fudge LOL




Colourful hair ties + creepy eyes!




Swenson's Ice cream cake. SHIOK. MAX.


Singing her the birthday song in english, chinese and .. wait for it ... KOREAN ! HAHAHAHA Those who didn't know (meaning everyone else) just anyhow whacked similar sounding words HAHAHAHAHAHAHA




Prepping the cake for surgery


LOLOLOLOL it was frozen solid la seriously look at my bb struggling like mad HAHAHA WHY SO CUTE!?


Korean guy #1 had to step in and help (rofl sorry not too familiar with their names)




Okay frankly there are a lot more pictures of people but i had to use flash because it was so dark and I really, really detest using built in flash zzzzzzz. It just washes everything out zzzzz so I'm posting as little of them as I can sorry ah lol


UNLV Rebels lol


ACSI peeps


Her cousin


Saddam ROFL


Popping champagne :D


It's more difficult than it looks la seriously - took her about 2 or 3 minutes to get the cork out and the whole time we were cracking birthing jokes lol - "PUSHHHH, LYDIA / IT'S CROWNING!!! / BREATHE HEE HOO HEE HOO / WE SEE THE HEAD!!" -ROFLROFL bunch of wisecracking assholes leh, the whole lot of us rofl

I hope you had a great time bb! 8 years of friendship and counting! To have and to hold, through sickness and health, through online shopping and sales, through stalkers and retards - I promise I'll always have your back just like you've always had mine ❤

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤,
your breastie !

On a side note, there are 21 hearts in this post ROFL OKAY BO LIAO BITCH IS BOLIAO THAT IS ALL STITCH RING SNEAKS SOONISH KTHXBAI
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